drew olanoff dot com.

For Immediate Release

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“Yoda! plays hard to get, DrewNotSoft says get ready for my lightsaber, Bitch”

April 10th, 2008 - Philadelphia, PA

The entity known as Drew Olanoff, has approached the Twitter user “Yoda”! to discuss an acquisition.

“The account is clearly underutilized, Yoda! has tweeted twice”, Drew Olanoff lambasts.

After the immediate tweet by Drew Olanoff, which approached the acquisition in a light-hearted and supportive matter, he did not hear back.

“I’m starting to have serious doubts that the person who owns that account is indeed Yoda!”, he says.

What Olanoff points to for acquisition grounds is the fact that Yoda! is a commodity name on Twitter with many possible comedic opportunities to be had. The shareholders (community) at large on Twitter are being underserved because of “Yoda!“‘s lack of interest in strengthening the “Yoda!” brand and keeping up with user need and wellbeing.

Drew boasted “Come on, LOLcats have taken over the net. Then RickRoll. It’s Yoda!’s turn to shine, and what happens? He goes dark. That’s bull, quite frankly”

If “Yoda!” does not respond to Drew Olanoff’s request, he may have to take drastic measures, and has demonstrated he’s not afraid to.

“If I have to, I’ll take it straight to Jack, Ev, and Biz, as well as the Twitter community for a vote. A hostile takeover is not out of the question. Strong is the force on this one, yes….” Drew states.

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