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Thanks Scoble, it's all your fault.

So, my venetian blinds are broken on my sliding door at the new apartment. It’s clearly Robert Scoble’s fault. Thanks Robert.

After I realized that, I thought about what else Robert has screwed up for me over the years.

Here’s just a partial list.

- My fish “Hear” and “Here” named after Pluggd technology died before I moved to Seattle. Thanks Scoble.

- Citizens Bank messed up my account and money went all over and dissapeared. Thanks Scoble.

- When I was 4, my Dukes of Hazzard Bigwheel lost a wheel. Appreciate it Scoble.

- A Septa bus splashed me with water and mud like 20 times over the years. Every single time I now realize one person was responsible. Robert Effin Scoble.

- My alarm clock is broken. You guessed it. Thanks Scobleizer.

- The turmoil in the Middle East? Yep. Thanks RS.

- High gas prices? SCOBLE!

- That rash that one time…er. Roberto Scobleizero.

- The demise of Ask’s Jeeves? Scoble put a hit out on him.

- CLIPPY? DAMN YOU SCOBLE!

- Old ladies talk to me all the damn time. Scoble told them to.

- Global warming? Need i say more?

- WaWa no longer carries my favorite ice cream. You dastardly sonofagun Scoble.

That’s just a few. More later.