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10 ways to DECREASE your twitter followers
Sure, there’s 10 ways to increase your Twitter followers, but the REAL scoop is 10 ways to decrease your followers.
You can’t get this kind of info anywhere else folks, and that’s why I’m here. Bringing you the stuff you need to know.
Ever sit around and say damn…I wish so many people didn’t read my every annoying thought on Twitter?
Me too.
So here goes nothing.
10 ways to decrease your Twitter followers.
10. Tweet 140 character messages one character at a time. This shit is annoying, yo…and people will drop you in droves.
9. Whine and complain about your life…a lot. Never go full emo though or you’ll be left with zero followers, and nobody wants to be a zero.
8. Post pictures of various body parts for no particular reason at all. A good twitpic of a toenail or armpit will surely lose those followers for you.
7. Tweetlie. Say that you’re out at this really rad party in the Mission, when you really aren’t. When the cool folk who are actually there see your tweet, you’re dead meat.
6. Agree with every single thing Scoble says. I tried this once, and even my mom dropped me.
5. Agree with every single thing Calacanis says. Just try it. I failed.
4. @ things to yourself as personal reminders. Such as “@drew take out the trash” or “@drew be sure to get bread”. Nobody wants to read that shit.
3. Tweet from the toilet. This is never funny or entertaining. Because we’ve all done it and imagining someone else doing it, let alone telling us about it….is fucking gross. This makes people flush their follow.
2. Every tinyurl you send is a Rick Roll. It’s over. Rick rickrolled everyone. It’s not funny or clever anymore. This will help you lose those pesky followers.
1. Call a prominent web celebrity a pompous asshole. (I would not advise this, you might actually end up with a negative number of followers.)
There you have it. 10 ways to decrease your Twitter followers.
Be sure to go unfollow me @drew on twitter!
